Resurrection of a David, 2010

It’s been way too long since I’ve done this whole… web logging thing you kids like to do so much.

I can’t really count the past 2 or 3 years as actual blogging, especially since my last post was a huge emo-fest rant.

Therefore, I am announcing my glorious return to the blogging world.

Yes, that means one entire person in this entire world is going to be pleased that I am back here, on the internet.

Stay tuned.

Memoirs of a David, 2008

Year in Review 2008

“Memoirs of a David, 2008”

David Kai-Ming Chang

I do understand that this Year-in-Review is almost two entire months overdue. I am both disappointed in my inability to truly polish this composition and tired of having to revise it. I am the type of person who writes a five page paper two hours before it is due. No rough drafts, no revisions. That’s just how I write. Initially writing the first three-fourths of this was very easy, but coming back to it at a later date in order to finish it has been my biggest challenge. Unfortunately, I no longer have a drive to continuously work on this piece, considering that so much time has passed, so I am publishing it prematurely, as it is, the third draft. Without further ado, enjoy.

A side note: This document is LONG. It takes more than 10 pages in Word. Also, Facebook’s note formatting makes this hard to read. Oh well.

My real name is David Chang. The names of persons involved in this makeshift 1 year autobiography have been changed to protect their privacy. All the events following are true. I have no reason to lie about them. Seriously, I don’t.

My Friends are Funny

[00:02:27] cpprey: merry xmas fucker
[00:03:15] t3hDave: :’(

[18:52:52] AIMme0XD: procrastination is like masturbation..
[18:53:13] AIMme0XD: it feels good until you realize you are only screwing yourself
[18:53:18] t3hDave: …

[23:54:09] AIMme0XD: roses are red
[23:54:11] AIMme0XD: violets are blue
[23:54:17] AIMme0XD: my **** is hard
[23:54:21] AIMme0XD: can i put it in you?
[00:10:05] t3hDave: WTF AIMY
[00:10:19] AIMme0XD: lol
[00:10:21] AIMme0XD: *shrugs*
[00:10:24] AIMme0XD: thot it was funny
(1:04:24 AM) aimme0xd: and u told dustin
(1:04:24 AM) t3hdave: AIMY HAS A DICK
(1:04:26 AM) aimme0xd: -__-
(1:04:28 AM) aimme0xd: …
(6:25:17 PM) aimme0xd: i do not have a dick! >=O

[22:01:24] ThoughtBandit: HOLA MI FRIEND DAVID.
[22:02:09] t3hDave: its amigo, emilio
[22:02:19] ThoughtBandit: But I’m trying to learn English.
[22:02:23] t3hDave: oh right
[22:02:25] t3hDave: muy bien
[22:02:33] ThoughtBandit: FUCK SI
[22:02:42] t3hDave: HAHA

[00:18:26] blenderben: i found my perfect age group
[00:18:30] blenderben: for like real like
[00:18:33] blenderben: real life loli
[00:18:41] blenderben: the real age i am attraticed is
[00:18:45] blenderben: about 14
[00:18:51] blenderben: not lower
[00:18:55] blenderben: younger girls are annoying imho
[00:19:03] blenderben: maybe 12
[00:19:09] blenderben: if shes more mature for 12
[00:19:10] blenderben: but yeah
[00:19:14] blenderben: nothing below that
[00:19:18] blenderben: but i find 14
[00:19:20] blenderben: to best fit me
[00:19:21] blenderben: yes
[00:19:23] blenderben: what do you think
[00:19:30] blenderben: do you think you should call the cops on me?
[00:19:30] blenderben: :(
[00:19:52] blenderben: ..
[00:19:54] blenderben: OH MY GOD
[00:19:55] blenderben: UR CALLING NOW
[00:19:56] blenderben: FUCk
[00:20:01] blenderben: FUCK I AM GETTING OUT THE HOUSE
[00:20:09] blenderben: FUCK YOU DAVE
blenderben is away 00:20:30

Snow, in MY WordPress?

It’s more likely than you think.

It’s almost been a year since I’ve started writing in this thing… again…

Who am I kiddng? I haven’t even been writing in this thing!

Looking forward to a better-than-last-year Holiday Season! :)

Also, looking forawrd to t3hdave.lolicious.net

Another Self-Reminder

Alright.

So I haven’t done anything yet.

It’s okay, I’ve still got time.

Considering that my quarter at school is ending soon, I have a perfect window of opportunity coming up.

For now, I’ll have to leave lolicious.net alone.

In the meantime, I just wanted to say that for some reason, this tread about traveling to China is very interesting to me, yet I can’t bring myself to finish it. This is probably because I am so godawful tired. Oh well.

Things I Should Do

1) Blog about anime

2) Use this blog or transfer it to lolicious.net

3) Go to sleep

More Peppers

Peppers at the Fair

Peppers are delicious. This is a fact.

Also, peppers are HOT. If you get these in your eye, YOU. WILL. DIE.

This was taken back when I was at the Orange County Fair. There was tons of food, but not enough stomach space… and at some times, not enough money.

Olympic Coca-Cola

Saw this pack of Coca-Cola at a Ralph’s supermarket. Well, the Olympics are over, but Coca-Cola is still around. Drink up!

Okay that was quite lackluster. Anyway, I noticed that I kept getting Thai coke, and only Thai coke. I didn’t even get the can that was in English! I really wanted the one in Chinese though. Tough luck I guess. Not that I’m saying Thai coke isn’t cool or anything. It’s just that 96 cans of Thai coke is not my idea of variety.

Delicious Peppers

LOOK AT THESE FREAKIN PEPPERS

They look mighty delicious and colorful. Saw them at 99 Ranch one day. Taken with my phonecam. I went to Albertson’s to compare. There is no comparison. Their peppers suck.

Darren Styles – Paradise & Dreams [With Ultrabeat]

The rain falls down but the sun still shines
And as you smile you start to cry
So I wipe the tears from your eyes

I painted pictures in my mind
Of the paradise I long to find
But will it make anything alright

If I’m not wrong then I must be right
Just as day must follow night
I climb the mountain to your heart
I long to hold you from the start

The rain falls down but the sun still shines
As you smile you start to cry
so I wipe the teardrops from your eyes

If I’m not wrong then I must be right
Just as day must follow night
I climb the mountain to your heart
I long to hold you from the start

The rain falls down but the sun still shines
As you smile you start to cry
so I wipe the teardrops from your eyes

I see the blue skies turn to grey
Just hope our lives don’t do the same
And we shine on through those cloudy days

Hold the future deep inside
To live the dreams lost in our minds
But will it make anything alright

Alright
Alright
Alright

If I’m not wrong then I must be right
Just as day must follow night
I climb the mountain to your heart
I long to hold you from the start

The rain falls down but the sun still shines
As you smile you start to cry
so I wipe the teardrops from your eyes

If I’m not wrong then I must be right
Just as day must follow night
I climb the mountain to your heart
I long to hold you from the start

The rain falls down but the sun still shines
As you smile you start to cry
so I wipe the teardrops from your eyes

I’ve become a big fan of this song recently. I first heard it in “Clubland X-Treme Hardcore 4 CD 1 Mixed by Darren Styles” as a UK Hardcore song. I thought it was absolutely beautiful and it made me want to sing along with it. After doing some research, I’ve found out more about its origins and how it can be found on Darren Styles’ album, “Skydivin’.”

The hardcore version is personally my favorite, but I’m a UK Hardcore guy. Embedded below, and as usual, if that doesn’t work, use this external youtube link.

The original version found on Darren Styles’ full-length album is slower paced, but still good to the ears. Embed below, or youtube link.

Again, much thanks to everybody’s favorite online encyclopedia, Wikipedia, for information about this musical piece.

Fun facts about this song:

• It was originally composed in the 90s by Force and Styles
• A hardcore and duet remix were produced of this song by Force and Styles
• I guess Force and Styles broke up, because Paul Force produced his own version of this song
• Most recently, Darren Styles of the former Force and Styles produced these two versions of this song
• Force and Styles was the name of a pair consisting of Paul Force and Darren Styles (why is this a fun fact? BECAUSE I NEVER MADE THE CONNECTION UNTIL NOW, OH WOW LOL)

More about this song can be found on its own Wikipedia entry, Paradise & Dreams.